Privyet! Bilbonigyeh Bagginseroffsky

Bilbo unsuccessfully declining to adventure with some crazy ass wizard. Image credit: Shore Leave Media

Leave it to the Soviets to make the Hobbit look like it's been sanitized of bourgeois extravagance, like good acting, directing, sets, presentation, &c., &c.

I didn't quite know what to make of this piece when I came across it, until I read the description. The subtitles you're looking at are not exactly accurate, though perhaps they capture the spirit of the Soviet version - my Russian's a little rusty, so I'll have to take the poster's word for it when he says in the comments:

1985 Soviet version of The Hobbit. Subtitled in English by me for the Russian-impaired.

The me in question here is Greg Steele, who is a humorist and cartoonist. He is the creator of These Bears Are Happy.   Check it out and get as happy as those bears... unless you'd really rather keep smoking weed...