Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Timeline of the One Ring

One of the key plot points of Bilbo's tale is his unexpected finding of the One Ring in the Misty Mountains. This event has a significant impact on the histories of the Eldar and the Atani, ultimately paving the way for the Elves' return to Valinor and Man's dominance over Arda.

Below is an infographic from the Lord of the Rings Project illustrating the time period from the forging of the rings in the middle of the Second Age until it's destruction at the end of the Third Age. 

Altogether, the One Ring was around for close to 5000 years. 

It's destruction, of course, did not lead to the destruction of greed, envy and hate which enhanced its power. Those qualities still remain entrenched in the spirit of conscious beings. The cultivation of empathy is likely the best antidote for the malignant cancer of hatred.



Thursday, January 17, 2013

Hobbit As Graphic Novel

THE HOBBIT (Graphic Novel), by J.R.R. Tolkien by Random House Publishing Group

Privyet! Bilbonigyeh Bagginseroffsky

Bilbo unsuccessfully declining to adventure with some crazy ass wizard. Image credit: Shore Leave Media
Leave it to the Soviets to make the Hobbit look like it's been sanitized of bourgeois extravagance, like good acting, directing, sets, presentation, &c., &c.

I didn't quite know what to make of this piece when I came across it, until I read the description. The subtitles you're looking at are not exactly accurate, though perhaps they capture the spirit of the Soviet version - my Russian's a little rusty, so I'll have to take the poster's word for it when he says in the comments:
1985 Soviet version of The Hobbit. Subtitled in English by me for the Russian-impaired.
The me in question here is Greg Steele, who is a humorist and cartoonist. He is the creator of These Bears Are Happy.   Check it out and get as happy as those bears... unless you'd really rather keep smoking weed...

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Really Cool LOTR graphics

"A Long Adventure with a Hobbit" by Jian Guo, h/t IanBrooks.me

This is just the first in the collection. See the whole set here. See the artist's statement below.

World of the Ring by Jian Guo
Middle-Earth seems like it’s a pretty happening place: plenty of exotic locales to explore, elves handing out gifts, trees to ride when your footses ache, and treasure available only to those courageous enough to take it. If it ever existed in a Tolkien novel or note, then Jian has probably drawn it: his jaw-droppingly resplendent masterpieces tell just as enthralling a story as the novels they emulate… though in considerably fewer words. The lead image: “A Long Adventure with a Hobbit” is available in print form at Jian’s DeviantArt.Artist: Blog (via: Kotaku)

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Keeping up with the Hobbitses

A skeptical hobbit. Image credit: Shore Leave Media

We so often come to works of art after they are completed. Perhaps we imagine the author sitting down in an isolated spot, wetting his pencil and beginning to write. Completing chapter one, then two, then three and so on.

But this is almost never how a work of art is constructed. Each creator has his or her process. Perhaps they stand on their head for 10 minutes before every writing jag. Maybe they like to write about each character first, and then create a narrative around them. Sometimes the exact opposite, deriving characters from the scenarios in the author's mind.

It is fascinating to take an inside look into that process and to observe moments of impasse. Tolkien left a wealth of letters and communiques that detail his blocks - exacerbated no doubt by the prodding of his editors. After the success of The Hobbit, they were eager to see a sequel. But of course, just as Gd almighty gave Adam free will, so too an author cannot coerce his creations to be who they are not. On 24 July 1938, Tolkien wrote:


The sequel to the Hobbit has remained where it stopped. It has lost my favour, and I have no idea what to do with it. For one thing the original Hobbit was never intended to have a sequel – Bilbo 'remained very happy to the end of his days and those were extraordinarily long': a sentence I find an almost insuperable obstacle to a satisfactory link. For another nearly all the 'motives' that I can use were packed into the original book, so that a sequel will appear either 'thinner' or merely repetitional. For a third: I am personally immensely amused by hobbits as such, and can contemplate them eating and making their rather fatuous jokes indefinitely; but I find that is not the case with even my most devoted 'fans' (such as Mr Lewis, and ? Rayner Unwin). Mr Lewis says hobbits are only amusing when in unhobbitlike situations.  
Sitting at the end of that journey, we know of course that the 'sequels' in Middle Earth were far grander in scale than simple hobbits. Bilbo passes the adventure torch to the next generation, and Tolkien preserves his fidelity to his amusing Hobbit folk.

I especially love the heartache Tolkien constantly communicates in his letters, that the world at large doesn't get his work the way he does. He would be indefinitely amused by tales of daily life in the shire, a Hobbit Reality Show. But the public longs for hobbits in 'unhobbitlike' situations.

Reminds me of a joke - Q: how man television executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Tolkien's second 'R'

Tolkien getting faded. Image source: amazon.com


J.R.R. Tokien. The name is so iconic as it is. As if the initials J.R. & R. were full names in themselves, constituent parts of one of the 20th century's greatest writers' moniker. Lucky for us, just about any source will reveal his full name to be John Ronald Reuel Tolkien.  

Reuel (in Hebrew, רְעוּאֵל) is certainly a rare name. In fact the only modern figures listed in that link who share it are Tolkien himself and his son Christopher. 

But the name is shared by one of the most important people in Biblical history. Reuel was a name associated with Yitro, Sheikh of Midian (also referred to as Jethro), the father of Zipporah, who married Moses, liberator and greatest prophet of the Israelites.

Anyone with in-laws understands how influential they can be in our lives - whether we like it or not. In fact, without Yitro's intervention, the early cohesion of the Israelite community may very well have disintegrated. From Exodus, chapter 18:
יג וַיְהִי, מִמָּחֳרָת, וַיֵּשֶׁב מֹשֶׁה, לִשְׁפֹּט אֶת-הָעָם; וַיַּעֲמֹד הָעָם עַל-מֹשֶׁה, מִן-הַבֹּקֶר עַד-הָעָרֶב.
13 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses sat to judge the people; and the people stood about Moses from the morning unto the evening.

יד וַיַּרְא חֹתֵן מֹשֶׁה, אֵת כָּל-אֲשֶׁר-הוּא עֹשֶׂה לָעָם; וַיֹּאמֶר, מָה-הַדָּבָר הַזֶּה אֲשֶׁר אַתָּה עֹשֶׂה לָעָם--מַדּוּעַ אַתָּה יוֹשֵׁב לְבַדֶּךָ, וְכָל-הָעָם נִצָּב עָלֶיךָ מִן-בֹּקֶר עַד-עָרֶב.
14 And when Moses' father-in-law saw all that he did to the people, he said: 'What is this thing that thou doest to the people? why sittest thou thyself alone, and all the people stand about thee from morning unto even?'

טו וַיֹּאמֶר מֹשֶׁה, לְחֹתְנוֹ: כִּי-יָבֹא אֵלַי הָעָם, לִדְרֹשׁ אֱלֹהִים.
15 And Moses said unto his father-in-law: 'Because the people come unto me to inquire of God;

טז כִּי-יִהְיֶה לָהֶם דָּבָר, בָּא אֵלַי, וְשָׁפַטְתִּי, בֵּין אִישׁ וּבֵין רֵעֵהוּ; וְהוֹדַעְתִּי אֶת-חֻקֵּי הָאֱלֹהִים, וְאֶת-תּוֹרֹתָיו.
16 when they have a matter, it cometh unto me; and I judge between a man and his neighbor, and I make them know the statutes of God, and His laws.'

יז וַיֹּאמֶר חֹתֵן מֹשֶׁה, אֵלָיו: לֹא-טוֹב, הַדָּבָר, אֲשֶׁר אַתָּה, עֹשֶׂה.
17 And Moses' father-in-law said unto him: 'The thing that thou doest is not good.

יח נָבֹל תִּבֹּל--גַּם-אַתָּה, גַּם-הָעָם הַזֶּה אֲשֶׁר עִמָּךְ: כִּי-כָבֵד מִמְּךָ הַדָּבָר, לֹא-תוּכַל עֲשֹׂהוּ לְבַדֶּךָ.
18 Thou wilt surely wear away, both thou, and this people that is with thee; for the thing is too heavy for thee; thou art not able to perform it thyself alone.

יט עַתָּה שְׁמַע בְּקֹלִי, אִיעָצְךָ, וִיהִי אֱלֹהִים, עִמָּךְ; הֱיֵה אַתָּה לָעָם, מוּל הָאֱלֹהִים, וְהֵבֵאתָ אַתָּה אֶת-הַדְּבָרִים, אֶל-הָאֱלֹהִים.
19 Hearken now unto my voice, I will give thee counsel, and God be with thee: be thou for the people before God, and bring thou the causes unto God.

כ וְהִזְהַרְתָּה אֶתְהֶם, אֶת-הַחֻקִּים וְאֶת-הַתּוֹרֹת; וְהוֹדַעְתָּ לָהֶם, אֶת-הַדֶּרֶךְ יֵלְכוּ בָהּ, וְאֶת-הַמַּעֲשֶׂה, אֲשֶׁר יַעֲשׂוּן.
20 And thou shalt teach them the statutes and the laws, and shalt show them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they must do.

כא וְאַתָּה תֶחֱזֶה מִכָּל-הָעָם אַנְשֵׁי-חַיִל יִרְאֵי אֱלֹהִים, אַנְשֵׁי אֱמֶת--שֹׂנְאֵי בָצַע; וְשַׂמְתָּ עֲלֵהֶם, שָׂרֵי אֲלָפִים שָׂרֵי מֵאוֹת, שָׂרֵי חֲמִשִּׁים, וְשָׂרֵי עֲשָׂרֹת.
21 Moreover thou shalt provide out of all the people able men, such as fear God, men of truth, hating unjust gain; and place such over them, to be rulers of thousands, rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens.

כב וְשָׁפְטוּ אֶת-הָעָם, בְּכָל-עֵת, וְהָיָה כָּל-הַדָּבָר הַגָּדֹל יָבִיאוּ אֵלֶיךָ, וְכָל-הַדָּבָר הַקָּטֹן יִשְׁפְּטוּ-הֵם; וְהָקֵל, מֵעָלֶיךָ, וְנָשְׂאוּ, אִתָּךְ.
22 And let them judge the people at all seasons; and it shall be, that every great matter they shall bring unto thee, but every small matter they shall judge themselves; so shall they make it easier for thee and bear the burden with thee.

כג אִם אֶת-הַדָּבָר הַזֶּה, תַּעֲשֶׂה, וְצִוְּךָ אֱלֹהִים, וְיָכָלְתָּ עֲמֹד; וְגַם כָּל-הָעָם הַזֶּה, עַל-מְקֹמוֹ יָבֹא בְשָׁלוֹם.
23 If thou shalt do this thing, and God command thee so, then thou shalt be able to endure, and all this people also shall go to their place in peace.'

כד וַיִּשְׁמַע מֹשֶׁה, לְקוֹל חֹתְנוֹ; וַיַּעַשׂ, כֹּל אֲשֶׁר אָמָר.
24 So Moses hearkened to the voice of his father-in-law, and did all that he had said.